Dear 1994 Sam Anderson: Hello. It’s me, 2024 Sam Anderson – you from the future, exactly 30 years from now. To put it in terms you’ll understand: We’re trying to swing on the flippity flop, but we’re living in a harsh realm. And — the biggest miracle of all — you have a stable, loving, long-term marriage. You have just now seen it, on your first date with Sarah from math class.

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